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                                                          Pocket D in UTP Collapsed

Tronoh, 21 October. A building block named Pocket D had collapsed. Building engineer who is responsible to investigate the incident said the reason for that incident was because of the building itself. It was made of low quality cement and wood. Besides that, vice chancellor of UTP said, the buliding was built by a Harvard's graduated student while the rest of UTP building was built by UTP graduated students itself. Unfortunately, this incident had killed two pairs of goat which is eating grass beside the block while it collapsed.

After the explanation, a UTP guard rushed in and wanted to be interviewed. He said, UTP students are the most excellent engineers in the world. This proved by the incident. He also said that the stupid Malaysian Government today should stop sending Malaysians students overseas because overseas environment can corrupt the student's minds.