Newspaper Report

BOMB DEFUSED IN UTP

Tronoh, 21 Oct.     -     The Convofair which was held in UTP was disturbed by the finding of a C4++ bomb discovered by Mak Bedah, while she was doing her routine cleaning activity around the vicinity of Chancellor Hall. The finding had wrecked havoc on the Convofair which caused panic among students and visitors. Luckily, the bomb was defused by a student who only want to be known as Kimi.

     In a quick interview, Kimi stated that "I managed to defuse the bomb because I spent most of my time playing Modern Warfare". He is now currently under the process of being expelled from UTP because of his poor class attendance. Four students, believed to be Chemical Engineering students who failed to graduate two consecutives years, were detained by the Police as all of the evidences pointing to them. An ashamed lecturer who did not want to be made public said, "They seldom attends my class because some of their classmate told me that they locked themselves in their rooms playing video games and hooked up to it.